10 Eye Puns That Totally Aren’t Cornea

Posted in Eye Blog, Mount Vernon, Pediatrics, Sedro-Woolley, Stanwood, Whidbey

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

A “Do-you-think-he-saurus”

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

One… or two?

Did you hear about the webpage for people with chronic eye pain?

It is a site for sore eyes

Why do beekeepers have the most attractive eyes?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder

Why do potatoes make the best detectives?

Because they always keep their eyes peeled

Guess who I bumped into on the way to my eye doctor?

Everyone

Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?

He saw his phone bill

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A Piiig

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